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"Privates Beach"

I hear my husband! Quick, take your clothes off!

'Quite the reverse of a streaker...'

'I can't go to dinner, with you. I don't have a thing to wear.'

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"We should get out to the country more often."

"The Nominees"

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Save the river.

The Destruction of the Environment

Grass huggers.