Humorist With A Love For Trees Pillows

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Pass that."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

The Sensitive Dude.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Glimpses One Dollar

"You have a good lie."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

Fake ecologist

Watering garden in the rain

Tree Tunnel

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

Ice Age.

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Echo is not ready to say, 'I love you.'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

Antacid rain

Bird box with satellite dish.

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

"Don't worry about that, the staff can't seem to keep anything alive around here."

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

Stone Crop

'The pay's good and the fresh air is great but, man, talk about a hostile work environment!'

"Look away dear, there's that dreadful 'Phallus impudicus'"

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'