Humorist With A Love For Trees Gifts

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Pass that."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

The Sensitive Dude.

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Glimpses One Dollar

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"You have a good lie."

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Fake ecologist

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

Watering garden in the rain

Tree Tunnel

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'morning

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Ice Age.

Echo is not ready to say, 'I love you.'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

Antacid rain

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

Bird box with satellite dish.

"I think I'd appreciate the outdoors more if all these stupid trees weren't blocking the view."

"Don't worry about that, the staff can't seem to keep anything alive around here."

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

Stone Crop

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

"Look away dear, there's that dreadful 'Phallus impudicus'"