Forest Humorist Gifts

Tree Tunnel

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Deer Season Open.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Too much concealer?"

Try me/try me/try me...

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

I told you we were late!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Giraffe Portrait

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Slug Bait- snails love it