Joyful Hiker T-Shirts

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

Fly Fishing

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."