Humorous Hiker Pillows

You Are Here.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Outdoor life.

Walking

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

The walking dead

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'