Humorous Hiker Gifts

You Are Here.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Outdoor life.

Walking

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

All Roads Go Nowhere.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

The walking dead

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.