Hiking Humorists Gifts

"Which trail has the best cell-phone reception?"

Road Safety

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The walking dead

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

LOOK BHIND U!

Buck Naked

Cyclist Flamingoes

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

River Source

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"