Humorists With A Love For The Outdoors Gifts

"He loved the outdoors."

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Fly fishing.

Fish Training

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

The natural selection process in golf.

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"Fire down."

The walking dead

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"