Outdoor Humorists Gifts

Pigeon Master

Night fisher scared off by bats

Bill, stop it! Feral cats don't purr!

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Spiro & Pusho watching tv on an island.

"I guess this must be the moral highground."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

River Source

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

The Weather Rock says: Sunny with a chance of flooding

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

I fart more than that!

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Roads with a view.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.