Humorist Outdoorsman Gifts

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Bird Symbol Hunting

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

LOOK BHIND U!

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Fork in the trail.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Fly fishing.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fish Training

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.