Outdoorsman Humor Gifts

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fish Training

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'