Outdoorsman Humor Gifts

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Roads with a view.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fish Training

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'