Hiking Humor Lovers Gifts

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

LOOK BHIND U!

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

The natural selection process in golf.

"Fire down."

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The walking dead

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'