Hiker With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

The walking dead

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'