Hiker With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

The walking dead

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"It's customary to climb all the way up."