Hiking Humor Lover Gifts

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Split the last one?

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Fork in the trail.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Previously on..."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"Fire down."

The walking dead

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Closed for Summer.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."