Humor-loving Hikers Gifts

Coast to coast walk.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The walking dead

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."