Banter-loving Hiker Gifts

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Nature Lovers

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

"It's customary to climb all the way up."