Banter-loving Hiker Gifts

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Nature Lovers

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"It's customary to climb all the way up."