Happy Hiker Gifts

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'If a share price should fall in the forest, would an environmentalist ever be able to hear it?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Bear Signpost.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."