Happy Hiker Mugs

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'If a share price should fall in the forest, would an environmentalist ever be able to hear it?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."