Cheeky Hiker Mugs

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Sticking out tongue

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'