Adventurous Hiker Mugs

"C'mon in! Don't worry, I packed a couple bowls of rice."

Fly Fishing

'Echo Tourism'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Kardiff.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Safari.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Fight or flight?"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."