Fun-loving Hiker Mugs

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Say it’s beautiful!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Leaf Dive Score

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Rubber Ring

Monkey Handshake

Metaphors.

Mountain escalator.

Monster chariot races

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."