Hillwalking Humorist Gifts

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Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'How very Cumbria.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Walkers

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Hellbillies.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

The walking dead

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"Because we're jerks."

When rednecks and techies network.

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'