Hitchhiking Humorist Gifts

Stop following me! Coast. 1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war.

Headless hitch hiker holds sign stating his destination: Sleepy Hollow.

The Grim Reaper hitchhiking to Death Valley.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I said slime."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

LOOK BHIND U!

'Sheep striptease'.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

The Sensitive Dude.

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Moon Pies.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Snowman Tattoo

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.