Hitchhiker Humorist Gifts

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I said slime."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Sheep striptease'.

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Moon Pies.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Snowman Tattoo

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Hellbillies.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Vegas"

The walking dead