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The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I said slime."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Sheep striptease'.

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Snowman Tattoo

Hellbillies.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Vegas"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"