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The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Anywhere but here

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Bear Recycling.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"No, I don't have any weed."

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!