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Apocalpyse falls on hard times: END TIMES

'Echo Tourism'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Anywhere but here

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Earth Reset Button.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Vegas"

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Tourists

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Waymark

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)