Hitchhiker Fan T-Shirts

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Farm Humor.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The Real March of the Penguins.

Dogs and Chickens

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

"Vegas"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Battery Chicken.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'