Hitchhiker Fan Prints

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Farm Humor.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Anywhere but here

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Dogs and Chickens

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

The Real March of the Penguins.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

"Vegas"

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Battery Chicken.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'