Hitchhiker Enthusiast Prints

'Echo Tourism'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Anywhere but here

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"I told you it was a universal truth."