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'Echo Tourism'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."