Hitchhiker's Enthusiast Pillows

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

'Echo Tourism'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Anywhere but here

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Vegas"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Metaphors.

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Tourists

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Waymark

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

'Must be getting late - it's suddenly gone dark.'

"When do bears go into hibernation?"

'This is not what I had in mind when I said I enjoyed long walks.'