Hitchhiking Enthusiast Pillows

'Woke up in a strange town. No money. No friends. Had to hitchhike to get home. Luckily, I still had part of one thumb left.'

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

Jesus hitch-hiking with his cross.

Clear Lake.

'Echo Tourism'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Anywhere but here

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Vegas"

Metaphors.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Tourists

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

Waymark

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'