Hitchhiker At Heart Pillows

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Bear Signpost.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Bear Recycling.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"No, I don't have any weed."