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Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

The experienced backpacker.

'Echo Tourism'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Anywhere but here

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

Earth Reset Button.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"Vegas"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Tourists

Waymark

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

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