Hitchhiking Aficionado Gifts

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

The experienced backpacker.

'Echo Tourism'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Earth Reset Button.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Vegas"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Tourists

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."