Hitchhiker Aficionados Gifts

Apocalpyse falls on hard times: END TIMES

'Echo Tourism'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Anywhere but here

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Earth Reset Button.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Vegas"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Metaphors.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Tourists

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'