Hiking Enthusiasts Gifts

'Spring's early again this year dear.'

Fly Fishing

'Echo Tourism'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Bull charging a fisherman

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"