Hitchhiking Enthusiasts Gifts

Serial Killer Whales.

'Oh, crap.'

'Echo Tourism'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Anywhere but here

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Earth Reset Button.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Vegas"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Tourists