Hitchhiking Adventurer Gifts

Karate fighter trying to hitch a ride to karate championships.

Fly Fishing

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Vegas"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Wow! Spoon lightning!

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

Clear Lake.

Scottish Independence Vote.

Jesus hitch-hiking with his cross.

Headless hitch hiker holds sign stating his destination: Sleepy Hollow.

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

"Had to give up hitchhiking. I got carpal tunnel syndrome."

I suffered a freak accident several years ago where I lost all of my fingers except my middle one, so I'm not really giving you the finger, I'm just trying to thumb a ride.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Hitchhiking tourists.

30th Parallel Hitchhiker

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

'Say! Isn't that the guy who writes the budget travel guides!?'

'This is a new one -- he got carpal-tunnel from hitchhiking.'

Off Road Wellies