Hiking Wanderers Gifts

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Not that net!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Hither and Yon sign

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Where the wild things were."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Fork in the trail.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Welcome to Scotland...

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Earth Reset Button.

Exploring in the countryside.

Hiker's right of way.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."