Hiking Wanderers Gifts

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Not that net!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Oh, crap.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Where the wild things were."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Hither and Yon sign

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Fork in the trail.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Welcome to Scotland...

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Earth Reset Button.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Hiker's right of way.

Exploring in the countryside.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'