Quirky Hikers Gifts

Coast to coast walk.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

The Remote Olympics

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'Catching flying fish!'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

Bear with unicycle on his car.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"