Quirky Hikers Gifts

Coast to coast walk.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

The Remote Olympics

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.