Quirky Walkers Gifts

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Robber on treadmill

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Speed reader...?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Some walk, huh?"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Doggie Heaven

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Cat walking dog.

Stick Dreams

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Unusual Staircase

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Fringe festival

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

Bear with unicycle on his car.