Quirky Runner Gifts

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Robber on treadmill

Anna Calvi

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Speed reader...?"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'Costume - What costume?'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Tom Mullica.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."