Quirky Runner T-Shirts

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Don Quixote

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Speed reader...?"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

The Dancing Academy

'Costume - What costume?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Fly fishing.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Snakeboarding.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"No-chance the rapper"