Quirky Exerciser Gifts

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

"He's out jogging."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Keep Fit.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Robber on treadmill

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Exercise Car.

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"Next bench is four steps."

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'