Quirky Joggers Gifts

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Cross-country knitting.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

The circular nature of running wear.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

Coast to coast walk.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

'My waist has spread, my arteries are clogged, cholesterol is elevated, but my legs still go up and down.'

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

Breakdown service

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

Death Goes For A Jog

Literal Following of Directions: RUN