Quirky Joggers Gifts

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Robber on treadmill

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Cross-country knitting.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

My wife! My best friend! My matching tracksuit!

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

Coast to coast walk.

Death Goes For A Jog

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'My waist has spread, my arteries are clogged, cholesterol is elevated, but my legs still go up and down.'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

Breakdown service