Flirty Jogger Gifts

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

City Marathon.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Christmas tree for runners.

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

Running statue.

'My waist has spread, my arteries are clogged, cholesterol is elevated, but my legs still go up and down.'

"It's my personal best - 34 steps in one hour."

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'