Casual Jogger Gifts

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Thanks, but what I really need is some bigger shorts."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"It's my personal best - 34 steps in one hour."

City Marathon.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Robber on treadmill

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Running

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Banana Yoga

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Use it or lose it.

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."